Like fleshy homunculi writhing in agony on a necromancer's altar, here are some renditions of game music that never should have been.
5. Bloody Tears Cannibalized by Rappers
4. Mario Theme on Deranged Cat Piano
3. Robo's Theme (Chrono Trigger) in Mario Paint
2. Metal Gear Solid 2 Theme on Kazoo and... Torso?
1. Chocobo Theme on Cockatiel
Unsurprisingly, the cockatiel is the best of the bunch, and even it is clearly ashamed.